The Feds are Hiring! Soon, the IRS will be hiring 10 times the number of FBI special agents now on the government payroll. The IRS will soon be larger than all three of the FBI, State Department and Border Patrol combined. They will hire gun-toting accountants to “use deadly force” .
The IRS is looking for new Special Agents!
Requirements include working min “50 hours per week, which may include irregular hours, and be on-call 24/7, including holidays and weekends” and “Carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force, if necessary.”https://t.co/uvwbrAkIit pic.twitter.com/z0aVX6uoMr
— Ford Fischer (@FordFischer) August 10, 2022
Here’s some basic math. The average base salary of an IRS agent is $55,000. With benefits, let’s kick it up to $70,000. That means the IRS will be paying these new 87,000, gun-packin’ nerds a combined $6,090,000,000. The IRS must collect an additional $6 billion to get close to breaking even. The IRS does not plan to break even.
Check my numbers — I might get audited.
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