CNN’S “Climate Correspondent” Predicts That All Life On Earth is About to End

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! Although it’s not the right time, or the best way to think about it, you can assume we and all of planet Earth are living on life support. Every living thing on Earth. Perhaps even cockroaches. Continue reading.

Nearly all media collaborate in spreading climate-change fear-porn. Temperatures rise in hot months when the sun is more near the north hemisphere. Temperature changes are always reported by media in alarm, and graphic in blood red is used to indicate them.

A few days back, this graph shows the July temperatures across Europe. Although the colors are different, the temperature is almost the same. The replies were swift to point out that other stations reported hot weather temperatures as a red graphic in 2017. The effect of red coloring the land is to make people feel an emotional heat. Fear.

Germany. Both then and now.

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) July 21, 2022

A CBS News program began a climate report a few years back with an image of the Earth on Fire. It was like the entire Earth had been set on fire. Al Gore poked his head from the grave recently to criticize “climate deniers”, comparing them with cowards in Uvalde. I used the grave as Gore’s metaphorical home because, well, he looks like death, and he told us in 2009 that the polar ice cap would be gone, like, now. Like, five years ago. Some of us should be submerged — Kevin Costner would ride a catamaran with some, while the rest of humanity is poof. Of course Al doesn’t live in a grave – he lives in a mansion that has a bigger carbon footprint than 99. 99 percent of American homes.

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Greta Thunberg has warned us that we are on the brink of the abyss. We took her childhood and dreams. I’m not sorry. Greta, I cannot give it back. Hashtag, “not sorry.” AOC famously told us, the world be a goner by 2031. There are nine years to go. Make sure you have a will. It won’t matter, because there will be no one left to help you. In 1989, UN environmental scientists said that “entire nations would be wiped off the face of the planet” if we didn’t do something about “global warming.” “Just a bit outside” climate guys.

Staffers for Congress members occupied the office of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. They demanded Schumer to act on climate change legislation. It was/is up to Schumer whether the fate of the planet is in his/her hands. Half-a-dozen climate insurrectionists with fluffy hair were seen updating their TikTok accounts and Instagram accounts using the hashtag “SoBrave.” Although they were taken into custody, unlike J6 defendants, the insurrectionists weren’t placed in solitary confinement.

A recent Politico article screams at the readers about climate change. If the USA does not stop the burning, the author warns that there will be dire consequences. According to the author, American emissions have increased by “5.7%” between January and April. This figure doesn’t correlate with any data. The claim is a bit doubtful. According to the EPA website, emissions have been falling for years, and the last graph the EPA published online stops at 2020. It is not clear how the author managed to gather this data quicker than Gavin Newsom in order to reserve a table at French Laundry.

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The author’s environmental/climate change street cred is a little thin. She holds a journalism degree. I do give her credit for not pulling an AOC and claiming the world is about to end in 12, oops sorry, nine years.

Bill Weir is another journalist with a degree. Weir is CNN’s man. He’s actually CNN’s weatherman. He is an expert on all things. His environmental/climate street cred is extensive. He attended journalism school. That, and he hosted a show called “The Wonder List with Bill Weir,” Bill’s glorified travel hosting, where he pointed out cool stuff in 26 countries, lead him to his vaunted title as CNN’s Climate Correspondent.

Apparently, this made him an expert on climate for CNN. Weir said recently that the whole planet was in danger of collapse. Forget that silly, giant meteor that wiped out all the dinosaurs, this time “the fate of life on earth is at stake.” That’s right, all life on earth is in peril because the planet’s temperature might increase 1.5 degrees by 2100. This prediction is an apple, or a banana. It’s a mystery.

Here is Bill, who predicts the demise of our planet due to the Senate filibuster. Actually, it will be just the end of life on this planet. It is possible that the planet will still spin around the hot object in space.

Former sports anchor @BillWeirCNN praises Hill staffers protesting Sen. Schumer over “climate justice”:

“The fate of life on Earth is at stake”

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) July 26, 2022

Don’t bother writing out your will or trust. Spend all of the money you have now. “WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE !”

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